Silly Syllogism Awards

Most Playful	All time Favorite	Best Excuse Yet
Most Ironic	All time Favorite	Most Tragic

All-Time Favorite

If I don't study geometry, I will fail my test.
If I fail my test, I will fail the course.
If I fail the course, I will get an F on my report card.
If I get an F on my report card, my mother will kill me.
If my mother kills me, she will go to jail.
Therefore, if I don't study geometry, my mother will go to jail.

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Most Playful

If I play video games, then they will rot my brains.
If I rot my brains, then I will be stupid.
If I am stupid, then I will fail high school.
If I fail high school, then I will not get a job.
If I do not get a job, then I will be homeless.
Therefore, if I play video games, I will be homeless.

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Most Ironic

If I speed and a cop sees me, then I will get pulled over.
If I get pulled over, then I will get a ticket.
If I get a ticket, then I will pay $75.00.
If I pay $75.00, then I won't be in trouble with the law.
Therefore, if I speed and a cop sees me, then I won't be in trouble with the law.

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Best Excuse Yet

If I do my homework, I can go to Florida.
If I can go to Florida, I can swim outside a lot.
If I swim outside a lot, I can get a good tan.
If I get a good tan, I may get skin cancer.
Therefore, If I do my homework, I may get skin cancer.

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Most Tragic

If I don't buckle up, then I will get a ticket.
If I get a ticket, then my father will shoot me.
If my father shoots me, then he will run from the law.
If my father runs from the law, I won't have a dad any more.
Therefore, if I don't buckle up, I won't have a dad any more.

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